So the other day, my mom bought a box of candy, labelled "Jelly Babies". I mean, everyone likes babies, with or without jelly. Seriously though, the box does look rather inviting:

Okay, so when you buy a box of candy, you kind of expect it to.. you know, look like what it's
supposed to look like. Anyway, this is what I saw when I opened the box:

and another one:

What the hell is that? It looks like a gummy bear on steroids and covered in cocaine, both of which he purchased with the money he got from
ripping innocent people off.Seriously, what the hell? It doesn't look like a baby at all. It looks like a mangled treasure chest, which was hidden in a volcano by a clown or something. What does he keep in there? I don't know. It must be pretty secret though, if he goes through all the trouble of dumping it in a volcano and everything.